{"product_id":"louie-louie-thc-seltzer","title":"Louie Louie 5mg THC+CBD Seltzer","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLouie Louie Blackberry Lemon\u003c\/strong\u003e is a craft THC seltzer delivering 5mg hemp-derived Delta-9 THC per can in tart blackberry and bright lemon — a bold, fruity balance. Born in New Orleans, Louie Louie is built for the moment — social, flavorful, and sessionable. One can is one dose. Crack it, sip it, and let the good times roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy Louie Louie?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mg Delta-9 THC per can\u003c\/strong\u003e — a sessionable, approachable dose that lets you stay social and in control\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlackberry Lemon flavor\u003c\/strong\u003e — tart blackberry and bright lemonade — a bold, fruity balance. No artificial sweeteners, no hemp aftertaste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFast-acting liquid format\u003c\/strong\u003e — feel effects in 15-30 minutes, far faster than gummies or edibles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLow calorie\u003c\/strong\u003e — a lighter choice than cocktails, beer, or sugary seltzers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFarm Bill compliant\u003c\/strong\u003e — hemp-derived, less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho Is This For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLouie Louie is for anyone who wants the social buzz without the booze. Whether you are hosting a crawfish boil, winding down on a Tuesday, tailgating, or doing Dry January — this seltzer gives you that easy, elevated feeling in a familiar can format. It is the drink for people who want to feel good without feeling wrecked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDosage Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNew users:\u003c\/strong\u003e Start with half a can. Wait 30-45 minutes to assess effects.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRegular users:\u003c\/strong\u003e One can is one standard dose.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not exceed 2 cans in a sitting until you know your tolerance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e21+ only. May cause positive drug test.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat to Expect\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOnset:\u003c\/strong\u003e 15-30 minutes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDuration:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2-4 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExperience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Light, social, easy — a gentle mood lift and relaxation without impairment or couch-lock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow long until I feel it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 15-30 minutes. Liquid THC absorbs faster than edibles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I drink more than one?\u003c\/strong\u003e Start with one. Wait 30-45 min before a second. Know your tolerance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWill this show up on a drug test?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. THC products may cause a positive result.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this legal?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Hemp-derived, Farm Bill compliant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I mix with alcohol?\u003c\/strong\u003e Not recommended. THC and alcohol intensify each other.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21 or older to purchase. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after consuming. Keep out of reach of children.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Louie Louie","offers":[{"title":"Blackberry Lemon","offer_id":49926225264913,"sku":"850049494434","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hibiscus Cherry","offer_id":53363773538577,"sku":"850049494052","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Satsuma","offer_id":53363773571345,"sku":"850049494427","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Strawberry Spritz","offer_id":53363773604113,"sku":"850049494083","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ginger Cucumber","offer_id":53363773636881,"sku":"850049494441","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hurricane Punch","offer_id":53363773669649,"sku":"850049494144","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0884\/4774\/6321\/files\/IMG_0497.jpg?v=1751311331","url":"https:\/\/raddadalt.com\/products\/louie-louie-thc-seltzer","provider":"Rad Dad Alternative","version":"1.0","type":"link"}